I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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