i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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