why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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