Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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