She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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