google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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