Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
