the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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