I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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