I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Randomize
