Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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