If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So many bounce houses so little time
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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