not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
did i just pee glitter
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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