we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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