Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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