why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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