they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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