Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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