goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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