id be glad to
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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