Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
her vagine was all disorganized.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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