We're like a lot better than the average bears
The maid of honor just puked.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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