He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Randomize