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(816): View more from Missouri

His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just stepped in cum. i hate you.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Thats what happens when you don't swallow.

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(289): View more from Ontario

i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that

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(407): View more from Florida

i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point

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(402): View more from Nebraska

if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.

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(845): View more from New York

Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game

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(573): View more from Missouri

She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE

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