We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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