i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i would one night stand the shit outta him
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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