Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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