East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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