just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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