covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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