I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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