You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
