Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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