Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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