I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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