i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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