so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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