I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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