Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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