I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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