He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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