We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I didn't notice because vodka
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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