I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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