i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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