waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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