Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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