i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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