Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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