a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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