I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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