I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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