My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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