question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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