You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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