I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I want a musical about memes.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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