Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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