Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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