So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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