dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it hurts more in the daytime
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Can I color on your dick again?
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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