haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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