thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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