who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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